Cat Bridge Project Delayed Due to Funding Snafu
The cat bridge project, which when completed will provide a link between the living room and dining room, has been seemingly cursed ever since ground was broken last week. First there was corruption in the bursar’s office, then seismic activity detected in the area of the couch, and now the household planning department has announced another delay due to an issue with the city-supported bonds being used to fund the project.
This will push the completion date for the bridge back to at least Thursday.
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